Chels Quotes

#1. 'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that are frustratingly absent - you know how there's kind of a generic white man and a generic white woman? I just want to put a generic black man and a generic black woman.

Chelsea Peretti

#2. Being is unrecognizable unless it manages to seem, and seeming is feeble unless it manages to be.

Gorgias

#3. Why won't you drown?" he wailed, pummeling me with his fists.
"I'm Poseidon's son," I said.
"Curse that upstart! I was here first!

Rick Riordan

#4. She stopped, then finally turned around, and looked at me. "Just because you've been in a war doesn't mean you've got a monopoly on shitty situations. And this is a shitty situation. So back to what I said before. Don't tell me what to do."(Sarah)

Charles Sheehan-Miles

#5. All of us suffer difficulties in our lives. And if you say to yourself 'find a way,' you'll make it through.

Diana Nyad

#6. When I need to push myself, I think of all those nicely polished trophies waiting to be lifted up by the winner - and how that winner might be me.

Maria Sharapova

#7. It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

Carol Burnett