Channon Quotes

#1. You told me there wouldn't be any Rod Serling voice-overs, yet here I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, and let me guess the title of it, Night of the Terminally Stupid! (Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. So, how do you kill a dragon? (Channon) With a very sharp sword. (Sebastian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. And just like you, I will die at some unknown date in the future. I just come equipped with a few extra powers. (Sebastian) I see. I'm a Toyota. You're a Lamborghini.(Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. Look, I promise I'm not psychotic. Eccentric and idiosyncratic, but not psychotic. (Sebastian) I'll bet the prisons are full of men who have told women that. (Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. Why on earth would you want to talk to me? (Channon)
My lady, do you not own a mirror? (Sebastian)
Yes, but it's not an enchanted one. (Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. Be kind to dragonswans, for thou art gorgeous when naked and taste good with cool whip. (Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Dragons have sharp talons. Sometimes I don't get out of the way quickly enough. (Sebastian)
Maybe you should fight smaller dragons. (Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. You know, I keep having this really weird feeling that you're going to take me someplace later and tie me up so that your friends can come laugh at me. (Channon)
Does that happen to you often? (Sebastian)
No, never, but this night has the makings for a Twilight Zone episode. (Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. Hey, just be grateful I'm old. When an Arcadian first starts time-walking, we only have about a three percent chance of success. I once ended up on Pluto. (Sebastian) Are you serious? (Channon) They're not kidding about it being the coldest planet. (Sebastian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. We hear a lot in this country about family, and 'American Family' just shows us a portrait we haven't seen as much of yet. 'American Family' lets us know that being American isn't about the color of your hair or eyes or skin: it's really a state of mind.

Esai Morales

#11. There's only one place you want to be and that's Wembley, Old Trafford or Anfield.

Mick Channon

#12. Believe it or not, goals can change a game.

Mick Channon

#13. Seeing any war through the distortion of comedy is healthy. There is just too much absurdity and irony at play in a combat zone not to pay attention to it. At least that's how it struck me; others may have had an entirely different war experience.

Dave Abrams

#14. God has blessed me with the mission to place nonviolence before the nation for adoption.

Mahatma Gandhi

#15. Nothing will help us grow spiritually more than spending time alone with God every day, reading His Word and praying. Time alone with God is essential to our spiritual welfare.

Billy Graham

#16. I used my captors' names every chance I had. It was intentional, a way of reminding them that I saw them, of pegging them, of making them see me in return.

Amanda Lindhout

#17. Nothing reflects so much honor on a workman as a trial of his work and its endurance of it. So it is with God. It honors Him when His saints preserve their integrity.

Charles Spurgeon

#18. There is nowhere in the world where sleep is so deep as in the libraries of the House of Commons.

Henry Channon