Cessi Quotes

#1. My first date was with a girl named Cessi. We'd had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer long. Then she came home and we met to go out for the first time to the movies. When I saw her I was petrified. I couldn't even look her in the eye to talk to her.

Leonardo DiCaprio

#2. Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#3. Do I turn you on, Ava?

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#4. I want to marry a girl," I told them, "so I can rest my soul with her till we both get old.

Jack Kerouac

#5. I have always been interested in garbage: What it says about us. What in there embarrasses us, and what we can't bear to part with. Where it goes and how much of it there is. How it endures. What it might be like to work with it every day.

Lucy Walker

#6. Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.

Wade Barrett

#7. I feel a strong immortal hope, which bears my mournful spirit up beneath its mountain load; redeemed from death, and grief, and pain, I soon shall find my [child] again within the arms of God.

Charles Wesley

#8. I didn't think I'd end up divorced with three kids and a bucket fanny, but there you go.

Robert Bryndza