Caught In The Act Funny Quotes

#1. Barefoot and pregnant. After the ruckus last night, I suppose I wouldn't be all that shocked if you managed it," Elijah muttered as Stunt passed him.

Stunt was officially in hell. It was like getting caught by his parents having sex. Worse...kinky sex.

Lyn Gala

#2. And as I ask for your forgiveness, I also ask for your support to keep all things in perspective and keep all things in proportion. The good of nine years versus the bad.

John Rowland

#3. Tonight I was stealing the time of another woman.

Eric Jerome Dickey

#4. The older I get
the quicker Christmas comes,
but if I had to give up the heavenly
taste of Guinness dark, I couldn't
live another goddamn day. Darling,
you can chisel that into my headstone.

Yusef Komunyakaa

#5. We don't measure our people's success in how they're doing in government. We measure how they are doing in the real world and the private sector economy.

Bobby Jindal

#6. People must be amuthed." - Mr. Sleary

Charles Dickens

#7. Your life is not a simulation; it's the real game. Play wisely.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#8. I was just about to open the door, when it opened up right in front of me. And there stood my parents.
Is there a word for that moment when two parties are so equally shocked to see each other given the circumstances that all they can do is stare at each other, openmouthed?

August Westman

#9. So long as the new moon returns in heaven a bent, beautiful bow, so long will the fascination of archery keep hold in the hearts of men.

Maurice Thompson

#10. I never ever believed that I would be able to give up on this dream which has driven me to live, breathe, love and embrace the game of rugby from the earliest days that I can remember.

Jonny Wilkinson

#11. Too-big-to-fail, meet small-enough-to-jail.

Matt Taibbi