Catching Up With Friends Funny Quotes

#1. Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. - Author: Bill Hicks

#2. Visualizing is meant to be used as a tool to trigger an emotional response within yourself. These emotions then dictate your vibration. - Author: Jennifer O'Neill

#3. If a woman is comfortable with herself, I think that's what radiates. I think the moment you start questioning your body and looks is when you get into trouble. - Author: Alanna Ubach

#4. As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family. - Author: Chanakya

#5. We were rough around the edges, but that didn't make us worthless. Being a little damaged does not make someone broken. It just means they have better stories to tell and cooler scars. It - Author: A.J. Mendez Brooks

#6. There are basically two kinds of people: those who have empathy and care about others and those who don't. The ones who don't are creating most of the problems in the world. - Author: Laurence Overmire

#7. However close you can be to a vegan diet and further from the mean American diet, the better you are for the planet." quoted by Gidon Eshel (Bard College geographer) - Author: James McWilliams

#8. THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIO

I do not follow you.
Many times I do not follow myself with pleasure. - Author: Ernest Hemingway,

#9. The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid. - Author: Martin Luther