Catapano Quotes

#1. Make a list of all the lovers you've ever had.
Warren Lasher
Ed "Rubberhead" Catapano
Charles Deats or Keats
Alfonse
Tuck it in your pocket. Leave it lying around, conspicuously. Somehow you lose it. Make "mislaid" jokes to yourself. Make another list.

Lorrie Moore

#2. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry

#3. I'm just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don't you think you got to be perfect 'cause I ain't.

Steve Harvey

#4. I have two luxuries to brood over in my walks, your loveliness and the hour of my death. O that I could have possession of them both in the same minute.

John Keats

#5. Do you need strength? Peace? Wisdom? Direction? Discipline? Ask for it! God will hear you.

Charles R. Swindoll

#6. It's good to give seniors more choices and more options, let them choose a plan that's best for them and target assistance to the lowest income people.

John Sununu

#7. We're not like the distance guys. I have a very simple approach. I don't overcomplicate. People ask me, are you doing 42 steps, 44 steps for 100 metres? I don't know.

Usain Bolt

#8. There is hardly anything at all. His life is suddenly a large, empty house, with each vacant room waiting to be furnished. His made-up wife. His invented father. His pretend childhood. He wonders if it is possible to unlie yourself.

Dan Chaon

#9. Note to self:
Do not under any circumstances fall in love again.

Cecelia Ahern