Carpentership Quotes

#1. The Galilean is not a favorite of mine. So far from owing him any thanks for his favor, I cannot avoid confessing that I owe a secret grudge to his carpentership.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#2. I found that female pathfinders generally integrate characteristics commonly associated with being women - like the capacity to be intimate - with 'male' ones like ambition and courage.

Gail Sheehy

#3. To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

Steven Wright

#4. In a sense, and as in melodrama, killing yourself amounts to confessing. It is confessing that life is too much for you or that you do not understand it.

Albert Camus

#5. Taiwan is democratic.

Annette Lu

#6. I'm a good enough person to forgive you, and you should be a good enough person to not do it again.

Annette Thomas

#7. How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

Mark Twain

#8. A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.

Norm MacDonald