Carnsarn Quotes

#1. Carnsarn ye for a pair of busted-down, walleyed, spavined ignorantipedes! Gettin' so a man can't even git ten winks on his own chuck wagon without you buzzard baits clownin' up!

L. Ron Hubbard

#2. Football is like life and I know life.

Rush Limbaugh

#3. Rich in saving common-sense, And, as the greatest only are, In his simplicity sublime.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#4. My life has been one great big joke,
A dance that's walked,
A song that's spoke,
I laugh so hard I almost choke,
When I think about myself.

Maya Angelou

#5. The older I get the more grateful I am not to be told how everything comes out.

Mavis Gallant

#6. Atheism is really nothing but a sorry litany of non-sequiturs, e.g., if God existed, why do we have all the evil and horrors in the world? But this presupposes that God is all-good, an obvious non-sequitur.

Vincent Bugliosi

#7. The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

George Carlin

#8. I want you as my consort.. until death do us part, and then forever after that

Amy A. Bartol

#9. Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Stephenie Meyer

#10. A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what size of the onion, the dish or the woman

Terry Pratchett

#11. There is a persistent funny form of suspicion in most of us that we can solve our own problems and be the masters of our own ships of life, but the fact of the matter is that by ourselves we can only be consumed by our problems and suffer the shipwreck.

Harry Stack Sullivan

#12. Let us beware of losing our enthusiasms. Let us ever glory in something, and strive to retain our admiration for all that would ennoble, and our interest in all that would enrich and beautify our life.

Phillips Brooks

#13. The noisy vacancy of youth, the quiet vacancy of age.

Mason Cooley

#14. My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods.

Hunter Parrish