Carl Kauffeld Quotes

#1. I didn't grow up wanting to be an actor, and I didn't go to acting school.

Paul Schneider

#2. These were gym towels. They were supposed to be thin and mean, the terry-cloth equivalent of coyotes. When you were sweating like a pig and couldn't feel the bottoms of your feet from exertion, you didn't want to pat yourself down with a Pomeranian.

J.R. Ward

#3. I don't think I've ever been particularly scared of death - but scared of dying, the process. It doesn't seem to be a good way of doing it.

Martin Amis

#4. Memorizing information is valuable but only if you're able to make some sense of the information and put it into a useful context. Isn't it much better if we can attach something tangible to that information?

Kenneth C. Davis

#5. The Gulf War was like teenage sex. We got in too soon and out too soon.

Tom Harkin

#6. You are no star, Gabby. You're the sky. The rest of us are just circling your orbit.

Kelly Moran

#7. It know we have a fashion of saying "such and such an event was the turning-point in my life," but we shouldn't say it. We should merely grant that its place as LAST link in the chain makes it the most CONSPICUOUS link; in real importance it has no advantage over any one of its predecessors.

Mark Twain

#8. To get elected in Mexico today, you have to compete like any democracy, and you don't do that by being manipulated.

Enrique Pena Nieto

#9. Happiness is only real, when shared.

Christopher McCandless