Car Stealing Quotes

#1. Steal Captain Black's car," said Yossarian. "That's what I always do." "We can't steal anybody's car. Since you began stealing the nearest car every time you wanted one, nobody leaves the ignition on.

Joseph Heller

#2. Not that I was worried about anyone stealing my car. I once had a car thief offer to get me something better for a sweetheart rate.

Jim Butcher

#3. Dr. Stanpole's car was at the top of it, headlights on and motor running, empty. I idly considered stealing it, in the way that people idly consider many crimes it would be possible for them to commit.

John Knowles

#4. Davis is naturally a sweet-natured person.He's just been hanging around Nick and Gavin too long.Its a wonder they don't have him stealing candy from babies, or blasting rap music out of his car stereo in front of the retirement home.

Jennifer Echols

#5. Universities no longer spend as much time bragging about the size of their libraries. The

Seth Godin

#6. She said it was beautiful to be loved, and that it made everything on earth look brighter.

Fanny Fern

#7. They make me...they make me think of being stuck somewhere? I don't know, like weighted down, but then these patches...

Kathleen Glasgow

#8. So," Frosty said as we stood. "I have to ask a personal question, because our next move hinges on your answer."
I tensed, unsure about what he could possibly want to know. "Ask."
"How do you feel about stealing cars?

Gena Showalter

#9. I go to the gym a lot, and I see these guys, these young actors or models there, really punishing themselves - I mean, just killing themselves. And then I'll see one of them on a billboard, with the artfully messy hair, looking as though it's just natural and easy to have a body like that.

Bronson Pinchot

#10. They were her kidnappers, sailing her across the lawn and into the backseat of the car, lifting up her feet while pivoting her around in a way that was disturbingly professional, as if stealing old people was what they did.

Ann Patchett

#11. What did Kevin Ye get arrested for anyway? Didn't he steal a car?"
"He stole the driver's ed car."
I laughed. Then I saw how Adam was looking at me.
"He gave it back."
"They MAKE you give stuff back, Lori, after they arrest you for stealing it.

Jennifer Echols

#12. I watched as that dark blob walked out into traffic, then was violently struck by a car. Yup, that's me. I was somewhat proud of humanity when I saw that a few people immediately came over to me to see if I was okay, rather than stealing my wallet or completely ignoring me.

Dennis Liggio

#13. They got another girl in Louisiana who robbed two college boys and put fish hooks in their ball sacks after stealing their car and all their money.

Eryk Pruitt

#14. God has put you in this culture at this time for a reason.

David Platt

#15. What are you doing? (Amanda)
I'm getting into my car. (Kyrian)
You own this?! (Amanda)
No. I'm stealing it with the key in my hand. (Kyrian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#16. W a gang member, and especially in a Latino gang, gets jumped in, and then he's given a name, and he has that name forever, but it's not so much the name as being called by name.

Greg Boyle

#17. I lived a dangerous life. Stealing cars, I could have been shot. Robbing people, I could have been killed. Nothing in existence holds any terror for me. When I was sentenced to death, it didn't hold anything for me.

Richard Ramirez

#18. Did you hotwire this car?" I then rephrased my question. "Did you STEAL this car?

Richelle Mead

#19. Stealing a car was easy. The hard part was putting up with the whining.

Lili St. Crow

#20. Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.

James M. Cain

#21. I'm actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

Billy Connolly

#22. People die because they find living too painful.

Malcolm Fraser