Cappellen Associates Quotes

#1. Clearly it is God's will to place me in such a predicament," declared Philias loudly to a procession of stunned passers-by, "So God can jolly well point me towards salvation.

Stephen J. Day

#2. I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

Mitch Hedberg

#3. So I am not exactly sure what I imagine and what I remember. Is there a difference? Not much, if you ask me.

Harry Kalmer

#4. Irish? In truth I would not want to be anything else. It is a state of mind as well as an actual country. It is being at odds withother nationalities, having quite different philosophy about pleasure, about punishment, about life, and about death. At least it does not leave one pusillanimous.

Edna O'Brien

#5. But none of them laughed as hard about my beautiful brain as I knew my father would have. I miss him, the drunk bastard. I would always feel closest to the man who had most disappointed me.

Sherman Alexie

#6. The trial of a case is a three-legged stool - a judge and two advocates.

Warren E. Burger

#7. I plan on bedding you, well and often.

Meghan Ciana Doidge

#8. We're always looking at this love through the eyes of the person who is suffering because of this love.

Krzysztof Kieslowski

#9. I'm not in a real rush to be a big star.

Martin Henderson