Candy Bag Sayings

#1. Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you have to buy me a large bag of candy and watch me eat it.

Lemony Snicket

#2. Here lies one who neither flattered nor feared any flesh.

John Knox

#3. Indeed that is what our lives are, a project of recovery and restitution; or we have to ironize our always wanting to get something back that we never had and that never existed anyway

Adam Phillips

#4. Alice's face widens in horror. I left my candy Coture bag on the table!' 'Oh, the tragedy! Smitty joins in, girlying it up. The dead people might be ... touching it!

Kirsty McKay

#5. What desire can be contrary to nature since it was given to man by nature itself?

Michel Foucault

#6. I tell my students, 'When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.

Toni Morrison

#7. You think I don't know these ancient labyrinths? I know them all, in every city. I've known them for centuries."
"And you're looking your age," said Cassie.

Gabriella Poole

#8. I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life.

Anyta Sunday

#9. The great artist is a slave to his ideals.

Christian Nestell Bovee

#10. An animal so poor in spirit that he won't even fight on his own behalf is already an evolutionary dead end; the best he can do for his breed is to crawl off and die, and not pass on his defective genes.

Robert A. Heinlein

#11. I actually had to get two fillings. Yeah, I swear. My teeth had been bugging me because I had been eating so much junk food on the road. I was the worst on teh team because I always had a bag of candy with me. I never had any cavities before, but yesterday, I took two for the team.

Tisha Venturini

#12. Friends are just family you get to pick out.

Madeleine Urban

#13. BRANDON: I have a bag of candy. Will bring it right over. NIKKI: You're coming to my house? NOW?!! NIKKI: Brandon? NIKKI: Hello? R U there?! NIKKI: We'll just cook a PB

Rachel Renee Russell

#14. In Europe we felt that our enemies, horrible and deadly as they were, were still people.
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But out here I soon gathered that the Japanese were looked upon as something subhuman and repulsive; the way some people feel about cockroaches or mice.

Ernie Pyle

#15. I'm good at embroidery. It's what I always wanted to do ... Yep, instead of whoring, I just wanted to do fancy embroidery.

Lillian Hellman

#16. In the network's mind there are no limits.

Dr. John

#17. If I could snap my fingers and do one thing in science, I would get more funding for basic science. But the level of funding that needs to be done is not on the order of millions, like the cost of the Breakthrough Prizes. It's billions to tens of billions.

Mark Zuckerberg

#18. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it's cold.

Hilary Rhoda

#19. A hound it was, an enormous coal-black hound, but not such a hound as mortal eyes have ever seen.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#20. Don't look for a reason to be kind. Be a little more loving and kind.

Debasish Mridha