Canadian Airborne Sayings

#1. Litigation funders are private companies that raise money from their investors to buy into big lawsuits.

John Grisham

#2. Children are young, but they're not naive. And they're honest. They're not going to keep wide awake if the story is boring. When they get excited you can see it in their eyes.

Chinua Achebe

#3. Lo! on a narrow neck of land,
'Twixt two unbounded seas, I stand.
Secure, insensible.

Charles Wesley

#4. Uncle Edisto always said, "Every ending is a new beginning.

Deborah Wiles

#5. I want you on my balcony.

Lauren Blakely

#6. Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.

Robert Breault

#7. I thought you were going to CALL me? I call this texting ;-)

The reply came back within seconds:

I find it easier to take rejection in writing...

Karen Mahoney

#8. They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.

Philip Larkin

#9. C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.

Jamie Zawinski

#10. It's always easier to blame the most successful of the bunch.

Ben Tolosa

#11. The last night of the year," Constanze said. "Now the days of winter begin and the Goblin King rides abroad, searching for his bride.

S. Jae-Jones