Camper Quotes

#1. My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond.

Eric McCormack

#2. Im not advocating social Darwinism, I am witnessing actual Darwinism.
If you are in a camp with a bunch of campers, and a bear attacks, you don't have to be faster than the bear.
You only have to be faster than the slowest camper

Michael Ruppert

#3. Whether it's fly-fishing, taking your camper to the Everglades, or just traveling, everyone has got a little retirement dream.

Jean Chatzky

#4. Anytime I can sneak in a moment to fish and ride horses, I'm a happy camper.

George Foreman

#5. Since the departure of good old-fashioned entertainers the re-emergence of somebody who wants to be an entertainer has unfortunately become a synonym for camp. I don't think I'm camper than any other person who felt at home on stage, and felt more at home on stage than he did offstage.

David Bowie

#6. Just give me a good role that allows me to hone my craft, and I am a pretty happy camper.

Jimmy Smits

#7. When I'm home, I spend Sunday with my husband. If we're not cooking, we travel around in our camper, stop at fast-food restaurants, and picnic. We love that stuff that will harden your arteries in a hurry.

Dolly Parton

#8. All I really want to do is someday be in a western. If I could be on a horse with a rifle, I would be a really happy camper.

Lily Rabe

#9. Staring down at the brook, I remembered a stream near Mammoth Lake. We'd parked the camper just above it and, all night, listened to it splashing across rocks and stones; a lovely sound.

Richard Matheson

#10. Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one guy.

Al Jourgensen

#11. Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he's a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help you understand that hairy guy beside you.

Laurie Foxx

#12. But I could tell she wasn't a happy camper when I mentioned

Kaitlyn Dunnett

#13. I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper.

Ricky Martin

#14. An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie.

Robert Kirkman

#15. So for me, anything that has to do with animals, and I'm a happy camper.

Maria Menounos

#16. I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha.

John Warnock

#17. Swordsman in the last three hundred years." "Maybe he'll go easy on me," I said. The camper snorted. Luke showed me thrusts

Rick Riordan

#18. No, no, no! Terry's camper than the Brighton male all-nude self-raising tent Olympics.

Patty O'Furniture

#19. I'm a happy camper because by doing this I have an opportunity to be on the cutting edge of research.

Geraldine Ferraro

#20. If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

Lou Holtz

#21. I grew up mostly in Germany, but my favorite summer trip was driving from North Carolina to Texas in a camper with my parents and us six kids.

Michael Strahan

#22. She'd never been any kind of camper, never had been good at relieving a full bladder on a whim. Never had quite figured out that squat; it seemed like she'd always wet her right foot.

Robyn Carr

#23. Personally," Mr. D continued, "I couldn't care less, but congratulations. Also, I should tell you that we have a new camper today. Peter Johnson." Chiron murmured something. "Er, Percy Jackson," Mr. D corrected. "That's right. Hurrah, and all that. Now run along to your silly campfire. Go on.

Rick Riordan

#24. I like my small camper. I just do not want to return to a fixed home. I cannot stand being in one place. I must keep moving.

Sly Stone

#25. I am a happy camper so I guess I'm doing something right. Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.

Henry David Thoreau

#26. Sometimes just being on a beach with my loved ones is all the adventure I need. I am a happy camper and continue to be a citizen of the world. I have yet to discover other cultures, other peoples' dreams and treasures. I will always be a traveler who is discovering beautiful Gaia.

Guy Laliberte

#27. I am married to a happy camper. He's a criminal lawyer who thinks people are inherently good and will befriend him. His father, at 93, is the same way.

Susan Isaacs

#28. I found out a long time ago that if I indulged by stuffing my face with great food, lying about reading books and watching TV or talking on the phone, I was not a happy camper.

Raquel Welch

#29. I feel like movies, if there's any kind of budget whatsoever, there's so much sitting, and I really like to work. Otherwise my blood sugar just drops, you know, six hours sitting in a camper.

Mary-Louise Parker

#30. If I didn't have the reverb I'd be an unhappy camper. So I want reverb in my monitor mix. Reverb and a good level in my monitor and I'm all set.

Paul Taylor

#31. I'm a huge camper, and love hiking and mountain biking.

Anna Torv

#32. We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?

Diane Griffith