Top 10 Californication Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

#1. I'm a farmer with a mandolin and a high tenor voice.

Bill Monroe

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#2. In six pages, I can't even say Hello.

James A. Michener

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#3. When a woman you have cried against postcoitus tells you she's leaving you for a man whose claim to fame is the conjoining of a soup spoon and a fork, you wait for the ringer, you wait for the joke.

Courtney Maum

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#4. When sleep puts an end to delirium, it is a good symptom.

Hippocrates

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#5. The water and the wind will wear the wood down, until only water and wind remain.

Lisa Mantchev

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#6. The mission statement of my company, Kathy Ireland Worldwide, is to find solutions for families, especially busy moms. I'm reaching out to busy moms because that's what I am. That's what I know, and I know this woman has been underserved.

Kathy Ireland

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#7. That's you. Callie, you're the only person that's ever made me feel happy about anything. That night you saved me, you changed something in me - you made me want to live.

Jessica Sorensen

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#8. If someone called me fat, that affects me way more than someone calling me a f----t. I think just because I've accepted that, if someone calls me a f----t, it's like, I am gay and I'm proud to be gay so there's no issues there. If something calls you fat, that's something I want to change.

Sam Smith

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#9. I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.

Max Brooks

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#10. We listen for guidance everywhere except from within.

Parker J. Palmer

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