Cal Leandros Quotes

#1. Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Rob Thurman

#2. Cooking and eating were growing to irritate her with their relentless necessity.

China Mieville

#3. I don't care if I have to run 100 times or pass it 100 times, ... Whatever it takes to win is all that matters to me.

Vince Young

#4. There are monsters among us. There always have been and there always will be. I've known that ever since I can remember, just like i've always known I was one.

Rob Thurman

#5. there. Take two cabs to the Tabard Inn,

Anonymous

#6. Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Rob Thurman

#7. We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

Rob Thurman

#8. Wouldn't you leave a light on? Knowing what I knew and not knowing anything else at all, why would I want the darkness where the monsters hide?
Because killers hide there too.

Rob Thurman

#9. People
stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Rob Thurman

#10. She shall be my queen, and I her most ardent admirer and protector. A new standard of love shall be established for the ages. Time will clarify my devotion! On this I would gladly stake my very soul!

Brandon Mull

#11. He tried to turn me into a buffet?" I gritted my teeth. "Before he killed me? He couldn't kill me first and then eat me? That's just fucking rude.

Rob Thurman

#12. The three-thousand hitting thing was the first time I let individual pressure get to me. I was uptight about it. When I saw the hit going through, I had a sigh of relief more than anything.

Carl Yastrzemski

#13. Few things are strong enough to survive that deadly clash of mania and depression. Certainly not love. Love is far too fragile: it is a picture window, just begging to be shattered.

Terri Cheney

#14. I was kind of a loser at ballet school. It's all rich kids, and I was not a wealthy kid. I didn't have the Chanel butterfly clip everyone else did.

Sarah Hay

#15. Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

Rob Thurman

#16. Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher

Rob Thurman

#17. That's what I have you for," I grinned. "I'm just here to carry the heavy stuff. The union says thinking rolls me into overtime

Rob Thurman

#18. I think everyone sings in the shower.

Jake T. Austin

#19. The greatest crimes are caused by surfeit, not by want.

Aristotle.

#20. Spartacus," I called, "how's it hanging?" Probably not too well. Once you're dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled under the couch. Raisins didn't tend to ... hang.

Rob Thurman

#21. Told me that when you bury emotions like that, you're only pissing them off ... making them stronger, because you're burying them alive. They don't like that, and one day they'll make sure that you don't like it either.

Rob Thurman

#22. The wise man neither rejects life nor fears death ... just as he does not necessarily choose the largest amount of food, but, rather, the pleasantest food, so he prefers not the longest time, but the most pleasant.

Epicurus

#23. Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

Rob Thurman