Cal Bears Sayings

#1. No, I've been doing this myself forever. I could have gone in here myself, but my daddy doesn't want me to get raped. That happens all the time in bathrooms.

Gabrielle Zevin

#2. Under those blue pajamas was a shape to set a man nuts ...

James M. Cain

#3. Magic is neither good nor evil. It merely is.

R.A. Salvatore

#4. A relationship is lovely if you're happy, comfortable in it and you really like the person. I can think of nothing better. But there's nothing worse than having a relationship in which you feel no interest.

Susannah York

#5. What I want to say is this: I'm going to turn 20 soon. Part of what Kizuki and I shared when we were 16 and 17 has already vanished, and no amount of crying is going to bring that back.

Haruki Murakami

#6. Whereas recessive traits require two bad copies of a gene to become noticeable, a dominant trait expresses itself no matter what the other copy does. A benign example of dominance: If you inherit one gene for sticky wet earwax and one gene for dry earwax, the sticky earwax gene wins out every time.

Sam Kean

#7. I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.

Jane Velez-Mitchell