Cactus Jack Quotes

#1. You cannot build a strong team unless you teach your people discipline.

Sunday Adelaja

#2. I have a healthy body, free of the chemicals that once controlled it.

Lorna Luft

#3. Holly hangs up, washes her face in the tiny lavatory, reapplies

Stephen King

#4. Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

Tre Cool

#5. Comedian Red Skelton once defined Congress as "bingo with billions." These days, it's more like Russian roulette.

Lauren M. Bloom

#6. Talent does what it can: Genius does what it must.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton

#7. The thing about a theory in science is it allows you make predictions. Evolutionary theory allows us to predict what apples will taste good next harvest.

Bill Nye

#8. The newspaper warns us about terrorist anthrax bombs and virulent new strains of meningitis, and the only comfort newspapers can offer is a coupon for 20 cents off on underarm deodorant.

Chuck Palahniuk

#9. He loved politics in large part exactly because it meant time spent with men like Cactus Jack Garner(who would be remembered for observing that the vice presidency was not worth a pitcher of warm piss).

David McCullough

#10. As my friend, I liked you," I whispered. "As my enemy, I craved you. As a fighter, I loved you, and as my wife" - I slid the ring the rest of the way on - "I keep you." I squeezed her hand. "Forever," I promised.

Penelope Douglas

#11. The world is changing and there are new opportunities for those who are ready to join forces with those who are stronger and more experienced.

Lucky Luciano

#12. It's not just about losing the weight, it's about losing the lifestyle and mindset that got you there. -Steve Maraboli

Brian Mills

#13. Wilderness has been characterized as barren and unproductive; little can be grown in its sand and rock. But the crops of wilderness have always been its spiritual values - silence and solitude, a sense of awe and gratitude - able to be harvested by any traveler who visits.

David Douglas