Byootie Quotes

#1. I luv the ded, this old baster sez to me when I wiz tryin to get some innfurmashin out ov him. You fukin old pervirt I sez, gettin a bit fed up by this time enyway, an slit his throate; ah asks you whare the fukin Sleeping Byootie woz, no whit kind of humpin you lyke.

Iain Banks

#2. Mom as it's your birthday
And, unfortunately, not mine
Give me some money and I'll get out your hair
While you have a large glass of wine
I try so hard to be thoughtful

John Walter Bratton

#3. Do not allow the accents in the brass to produce space between the notes.

Claude Debussy

#4. How ironic that the Negro, who more than any other people can claim America's culture as his own, is being persecuted and repressed; that the Negro, who has exemplified the humanities in his very existence, is being rewarded with inhumanity.

Sonny Rollins

#5. Swear, since seeing Your face, the whole world is fraud and fantasy. The garden is bewildered as to what is leaf or blossom. The distracted birds can't distinguish the birdseed from the snare.

Khaled Hosseini

#6. In youth, the greatest success is to see the world from the eyes of the aged people and to feel exactly how they feel.

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#7. Don't try to be hip or cool. Being open and honest about what you like is the best way to connect with people who like those things, too.

Austin Kleon

#8. Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the other.

Miguel De Cervantes

#9. Well, like there's no river without a bend, there's no life without its unhappiness.

Duong Thu Huong

#10. When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it's a text message from you

Subhasis Das

#11. How strange it was that people just kept on going, even when their world no longer existed.

Kate Atkinson

#12. Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#13. Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.

Rich Lowry

#14. Being taken seriously means missing out on the chance to be frivolous, promiscuous, and irrelevant. The desire to be taken seriously is precisely what compels people to follow the tried and true paths of knowledge production around which I would like to map a few detours.

J. Jack Halberstam

#15. Love everyone; trust everyone. You might get hurt, but don't fear because a lover has no fear.

Debasish Mridha