Buck Puck Quotes

#1. Buck is a mammoth, like a yeti. A huge perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck's an excellent hockey player. I'd agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.

Helena Hunting

#2. What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women.

Chuck Palahniuk

#3. I was very academically inclined. But my inner life was in such turmoil. I'd go home and my home life was so miserable that it just felt like I was doing everything that I was supposed to do. I did all my chores, made really good grades, and I was excelling at school, but I wasn't happy.

Sonja Sohn

#4. Tuck a buck as a puck of luck.

Toba Beta

#5. Don't cry through your dispair.

Tupac Shakur

#6. Mr. Anderson:Well, maybe we all should call it a night. Congrats to the happy couples. Will there be wedding bells soon?

SnowGirl:Definitely. I mean, if you help a guy kill a dwarf, he should marry you.

Alex Flinn

#7. The life-energy in a body contains eternity.

Jalaluddin Rumi

#8. I am my only God.

Lana Del Rey

#9. His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

Mira Grant

#10. In my teens, I fell in love with the movies.

Sean Penn

#11. Dirk was, for one of the few times in a life of exuberantly prolific loquacity, wordless.

Douglas Adams

#12. Everyone was born with thought and dream...after a lot of time they just gave up. The life went upon their waist, they couldn't handle it and they fail!

Deyth Banger

#13. The way I see it, an umpire must be perfect on the first day of the season and then get better every day.

Nestor Chylak