Broad City Ilana Quotes

#1. 'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

Ilana Glazer

#2. What's fun is that the characters in 'Broad City' are rushing and hustling, and our process reflects that.

Ilana Glazer

#3. She'd never know what to do with children: Francis had wrong-footed her so completely that she'd come to think of them as delightful but volatile species no more to be trusted than cats.

Sarah Perry

#4. Most people who commit a sin count on some personal benefit to be derived therefrom, but profanity has not even this excuse.

Hosea Ballou

#5. I lived with Ilana Glazer of 'Broad City.' She was my roommate for a year and a half. I was living with her just as she was creating and filming 'Broad City.' Both of us, and a lot of my friends, come from the Upright Citizens Brigade theater either in New York or L.A.

Rachel Bloom

#6. The poor and people of color are yoked to the abject; white people use its exploration as a path toward self-liberation. It's a valid critique - and one that Broad City has increasingly interrogated, suggesting, especially in later seasons, the extent of Abbi and Ilana's privilege.

Anne Helen Petersen

#7. If you're not accountable in life that means ultimately that your life doesn't count.

R.C. Sproul

#8. I made myself into a poet because it was the first thing I really loved. It was an act of will.

Eileen Myles

#9. Professional football is a job and it's in the entertainment business.

John Riggins

#10. Anything, Christa?" he said. "Anything? What you're asking me to do is a mockery. So you had best mean it. You would do anything to save this place. You'd marry that white trash. You'd marry me.

Heather Graham

#11. I used to get very nervous before a concert. It's okay when you are in a band. You can kind of disappear. But when it's just you ... yes, that was difficult. I would not say it is easy now. But when you do it for a long time, you do learn to cope.

Agnes Obel

#12. She greeted me very happily and asked if the children had been bad. To me, that was a strange question--in my culture, we expect children to be bad and good, and that parents will teach them the difference.

Mini Aodla Freeman

#13. Touchdowns to me means that you're scoring points and helping your team win games. You can have a lot of yards and not have points and not win games. So, this only means something because it has helped our teams win games and we won the division today in a competitive AFC West, that's a good thing.

Peyton Manning

#14. I don't want my daughters to grow up the way that I grew up. I want them to actually see Mommy in a fulfilled relationship that's amazing for her.

Jessica White

#15. I write 'Broad City,' so I connect it to me.

Ilana Glazer

#16. I really don't feel the need to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because, at the end of the day, it's just somebody's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They have a particular process, and they're welcome to do it however they want to do it.

Alex Lifeson

#17. "Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

Ilana Glazer