Top 34 Brian P Cleary Quotes
#1. Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora. Many a man has crumbled.
Jon Bon Jovi
#2. Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
Brian P. Cleary
#3. When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.
Brian P. Cleary
#4. These are books that want to be read out loud. These are books kids share with each other, and I think that's important.
Brian P. Cleary
#5. I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.
Brian P. Cleary
#6. A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.
Brian P. Cleary
#7. It's not technically gossip if you start your sentence with "I'm really concerned about ," (fill in the name of the person you're not gossiping about).
Brian P. Cleary
#8. Whether you realize it or not, you have the power to be successful.
David Cottrell
#9. You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.
Brian P. Cleary
#11. The person who thinks dogs can't talk doesn't want to learn a second language.
Mark Winik
#13. Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
Brian P. Cleary
#14. I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.
Brian P. Cleary
#16. If you treat what you value most in life more like a garden and less like a vending machine, you'll probably be happier. (from You Oughta Know By Now)
Brian P. Cleary
#17. It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.
Brian P. Cleary
#18. Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
Brian P. Cleary
#19. Enlightened people don't have anything we don't have. They have perfect love inside, and so do we. The difference is that they don't have anything else.
Marianne Williamson
#20. If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.
Brian P. Cleary
#21. He just couldn't believe that he could do it. But what he didn't know was whether he couldn't believe it or that he didn't want to believe it.
Brian Cleary
#22. If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she'll still display it on her desk at work.
Brian P. Cleary
#23. Though defensive violence will always be 'a sad necessity' in the eyes of men of principle, it would be still more unfortunate if wrongdoers should dominate just men.
Augustine Of Hippo
#24. Is uniformity of opinion desirable? No more than that of face and stature.
Thomas Jefferson
#25. Anybody can be heard. Anyone can express their truths. And communication is possible without the confines of the body.
Marianne Williamson
#26. Not only is love blind, it's a little hard of hearing.
Brian P. Cleary
#27. In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.
Brian P. Cleary
#28. This added element can only be the concept that represents the intuition as a suitable subject for one form of judgment rather than another
Anonymous
#29. When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.
Brian P. Cleary
#30. Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
Brian P. Cleary
#31. Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, and then everything burst into flames.
Brian P. Cleary
#32. Democrats are fighting for a new direction that includes protecting Social Security as well as making healthcare affordable, bringing down the high cost of gasoline, and making higher education more accessible for all Americans.
Jim Clyburn
#33. As long as people overlook matters, then inferiors can, without any fear, lead an easy and peaceful life.
Yamamoto Tsunetomo
#34. Once you embark on a road of imagination and creating, all bets are off. All preconceptions about what you must do, make, think, assume, and believe are yesterday's news.
Jon Rappoport
