Brian Kerr Funny Quotes

#1. Before I was a genius I was a drudge.

Ignacy Jan Paderewski

#2. You try moving things with nothing but willpower. It's about as easy as trying to lasso a bull with a licorice whip."
- from "Phantom's Veil

Richelle E. Goodrich

#3. 'Ghost City' began as a idea. I felt that I hadn't read or heard a great deal about the sort of life that I thought I had, and I just thought that it would be interesting to sit down and see if I could put it down onto paper.

Ronald Frame

#4. Can the spouse be better than in her husband's company? Where can the soul be better than in drawing near to God?

Thomas Watson

#5. I don't look for boyfriends, I don't really scour the awards shows for who I'm going to date, but I think love happens when you're not looking for it, and when it happens, I'm not going to be the one to overthink it.

Taylor Swift

#6. I've always been a foodie. My grandmother got me hooked on cooking.

Debi Mazar

#7. Why did I lose? No reason, though you might like to know that I got tired, my ears started popping, the rubber came off my shoes, I got cramp, and I lost one of my contact lenses. Other than that I was in great shape.

Bob Lutz

#8. A scheme of which every part promises delight, can never be successful; and general disappointment is only warded off by the defence of some little peculiar vexation.

Jane Austen

#9. I went to Bergdorf Goodman as an assistant in the fashion office and that was really my first exposure into the world of retail. Dawn Mello was president at the time and she had just left Gucci where she found Tom Ford.

Roopal Patel

#10. Losing people makes you realize you've got to grab life - not put things off.

Robin Gibb

#11. Be a dreamer. Have a sense of greatness. It has been said that if you can dream it, you can do it. And I believe that. Before your dream can become a reality, you have to see it in your own mind; see its fulfillment, whatever it may be.

Mary Kay Ash

#12. I have always believed that everyone has the potential to do something extraordinary if they're guided and helped along the way.

Bob Mathias

#13. You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

Steve Irwin

#14. My body is a reflection of how grateful I am for my life and my health; there are a lot of people less fortunate than me.

Rutina Wesley

#15. Some of the dead are too useful for sympathy
The past we own exists on stone and white paper.

Janet McAdams