Bremner Quotes

#1. When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as journalists.

Rory Bremner

#2. Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

Richie Benaud

#3. I think Ewen Bremner is incredible.

Brendan Sexton III

#4. When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion.

Rory Bremner

#5. I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

Rory Bremner

#6. Being a great believer in Scottish tradition, I followed the example of my fellow countrymen and moved to England.

Rory Bremner

#7. I remember when Tony Blair came into office, and there was a sense I was thinking, 'Well, what on Earth am I going to do now?' until I realized that's exactly what he was thinking.

Rory Bremner

#8. When I first met Tony Blair in 1996, he was open and idealistic, keen to bring a breath of fresh air to government. But something happened - was it just the arrogance of power? - that narrowed Labour's vision from purposeful reform and investment, to peevish and petulant pragmatism.

Rory Bremner

#9. I like the idea of people coming to opera for the first time and finding it an enjoyable experience. I don't like the fact that opera is seen as elitist and all black ties and that stuff.

Rory Bremner

#10. My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift.

Rory Bremner

#11. Tony Blair has always said he will be judged by history. Now Alastair Campbell is history we await his judgment.

Rory Bremner

#12. I wish my father had lived longer. He died when I was 18.

Rory Bremner

#13. To get to do a West End play is once in a lifetime chance.

Rory Bremner

#14. I used to do my Nelson Mandela voice to blag restaurant tables in Cape Town. It rarely worked. Now what a great city that is.

Rory Bremner

#15. When George Bush finally leaves the White House, the satire industry will briefly join the rest of the economy in recession. It will certainly be the end of an era.

Rory Bremner

#16. I think I probably tend to make life hard for myself by taking on too many things. I call it plate spinning.

Rory Bremner

#17. I love anywhere new and different. That's the fun of travel. I've always loved driving through Spain, France and Italy - sometimes in an Alfa Spider.

Rory Bremner

#18. People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

Rory Bremner

#19. When I think back to my childhood, it's with a mixture of amusement and embarrassment. I was always forgetting things. My mum called me scatty because I could never sit still. But there was no sense I was suffering from a medical condition as such.

Rory Bremner

#20. Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!

Rory Bremner

#21. I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but it's entertaining, and it helps you make quick connections if you're a comedian, if you have a brain that can dance around too much.

Rory Bremner

#22. I had an Edinburgh, middle-class childhood and a public school education.

Rory Bremner

#23. I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.

Rory Bremner

#24. It's no wonder the Tory Party opposed identity cards, since so many of them struggle to find an identity at all.

Rory Bremner

#25. I don't have olive skin. Nobody could tell from my skin that I'm Mediterranean. I'm quite fair, and I do burn easily.

Rory Bremner

#26. I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.

Rory Bremner

#27. It frustrates me when my mind wanders and when I end up reading the same words again and again.

Rory Bremner

#28. I've never felt entirely comfortable in high society. I'm more comfortable talking to the bar staff than the super-rich. I don't really get what makes them tick.

Rory Bremner

#29. It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone'

Rory Bremner

#30. Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature.

Rory Bremner

#31. Like millions of Scots, I've agonised over whether to go for independence or remain with the Union.

Rory Bremner

#32. It is a weird thing, because most people tend to get more conservative as they get older, but I find myself going the opposite way. I am sure that by the end I will be selling Marxist pamphlets on the Holloway Road.

Rory Bremner

#33. I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.

Rory Bremner

#34. Whatever I do, it's crucial to me that I give it 100 per cent. It doesn't matter if it's a short film, stage, theatre, TV or blockbuster. It doesn't matter what level of budget or prestige it is.

Ewen Bremner

#35. If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

Rory Bremner

#36. I have never been good at doing impressions of women. Which is understandable. There's a gender issue.

Rory Bremner

#37. For such a small country, Britain packs in an amazing diversity of landscapes: coastline, lakes, mountains, rolling countryside, villages and great cities.

Rory Bremner

#38. I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at the time.

Rory Bremner

#39. Most Scots might be able to identify six vegetables - but only two MSPs. There are parts of Scotland where you rarely get more than 40% turnout at the polls. There's a big disconnect there, and I think comedians bridge that gap.

Rory Bremner

#40. What's fascinating about doing comedy about the referendum is, because it is the first time, it is the most extraordinary atmosphere. You find that if you are making jokes about politicians, it becomes intensely political.

Rory Bremner

#41. We are rather in the position that used to exist at the BBC, where you feel that you can pick up the phone to people who are experts in their field and they will be very favourably disposed to you and share their knowledge.

Rory Bremner

#42. A lot of what I do - I have to try and make sense of things before I can make nonsense of them.

Rory Bremner

#43. In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

Rory Bremner

#44. I think comedy and satire are a very important part of democracy, and it's important we are able to laugh at the idiosyncrasies or the follies or vanities of people in power.

Rory Bremner

#45. Genealogy is among the fastest-growing leisure pursuits in the U.K. Indeed, the urge to uncover the truth about our ancestors has proved so compelling that, when the 1901 census first went online, the website crashed after a million people logged on within hours of its launch.

Rory Bremner

#46. Acting is a precarious business. I have had periods where I felt like I couldn't get arrested, but you have to see it as a long game.

Ewen Bremner

#47. When you consider what Tony Blair was saying about liberty, human rights and that sort of thing, it would be terribly revolutionary to sell the speeches he and Jack Straw made in 1994.

Rory Bremner

#48. I don't think my life would be significantly poorer if I don't impersonate Nick Clegg. Life is short enough without sitting up night after night listening to tapes of him.

Rory Bremner

#49. In truth, I barely knew my father at all. He was 53 when I was born, and when I was ten he contracted cancer. Eight years later, in 1979, he died.

Rory Bremner

#50. If I'm not working, I have home time with my family, and if I spend that stressing what's going to happen next, then it's a waste. I have a lot to be thankful for.

Ewen Bremner

#51. It's a new world that's very, very difficult to make sense of. But we have a new hope. We have a new man. America has now elected its first openly black President.

Rory Bremner

#52. Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

Rory Bremner

#53. I am proud of Edinburgh's status as a financial centre, but where is it on the index of global financial centres? Sixty-fourth. Below Hamilton, Casablanca and Mauritius. London, by contrast, is second only to New York. That's a link worth keeping.

Rory Bremner

#54. Or the Department of Education and another ministry were worried about duplication of effort, so what did they do? They set up two committees to look into duplication and neither knew what the other was up to. It really is a world beyond parody.

Rory Bremner

#55. But let's be clear. We're talking about a country where there's no opposition. As leader he can ignore Parliament and - sorry that's Tony Blair isn't it? Um, so he doesn't even have to ask the country before he goes to war - sorry that's still Tony Blair.

Rory Bremner

#56. Location is everything, I'd rather camp in the Lake District or Scotland than sit in a five-star hotel in Frankfurt.

Rory Bremner

#57. I'm much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling.

Rory Bremner

#58. As parents, I think we're always novices, and every day presents a new challenge.

Ewen Bremner

#59. Anyone who wants to promote a car or a football tournament turns to opera. There's a much greater public connection than the image of plush corporate boxes would suggest.

Rory Bremner

#60. I love the 6 Nations rugby. I feel very Scottish then. I feel very Scottish now, sitting in the middle of Chelsea. But that's part of our heritage - being part of Britain, part of Europe. I love being European.

Rory Bremner

#61. I am more relaxed at home in Scotland, and my children are of an age where I want us, as a family, to spend more time up here.

Rory Bremner

#62. I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.

Rory Bremner

#63. William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

Rory Bremner

#64. I turned down plenty of films which proved to be hugely successful. And, of course, I've also had plenty of experiences where everyone thought we were doing brilliant work and it ended up pretty horrific. Same as any actor, really.

Ewen Bremner

#65. I've proved to myself I can get along in different kinds of parts and different kinds of productions.

Ewen Bremner

#66. If the oil runs out, we'll be reduced to fracking Alex Salmond.

Rory Bremner

#67. So to recap: we may or may not be going to war with Iraq because Saddam may or may not have weapons of mass destruction, which he may or may not use, or pass to other terrorists groups with whom he may or may not have links.

Rory Bremner

#68. One of my greatest sadnesses at the prospective break-up of the Union is that it will set English, Welsh and Northern Irish against Scots in a bitter division of the debts and resources of the whole of the U.K.

Rory Bremner

#69. I'm supposed to be the director of a television company, but I've only ever seen that company as a vehicle for making the kind of programmes we wanted to make, getting our ideas on the screen.

Rory Bremner

#70. Just when exactly does the Millennium begin? Some say 1999, some say 2000, and some say 2001. You wait a thousand years for one, and three turn up at once.

Rory Bremner

#71. Now I'm instantly nervous about the demands of doing a weekly column.

Rory Bremner

#72. Basically, movies come down to economics, and they're always too expensive. From a producer's point of view, an actor is either going to make him money or save him money.

Ewen Bremner

#73. British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target.

Rory Bremner