Top 100 Breault Quotes
#1. I have a pretty fancy facialist, this woman Dale Breault. Getting older, it's a good thing to have a serious facialist.
Natasha Lyonne
#2. No matter how reclusive we tend to be, we picture the after-life as a community of souls. It is one thing to seek privacy in this life; it is another to face eternity alone.
Robert Breault
#3. Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.
Robert Breault
#4. A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.
Robert Breault
#5. Perhaps God gives us a physical body so that every time we change our mind, we won't be someone else.
Robert Breault
#7. Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.
Robert Breault
#8. Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.
Robert Breault
#9. I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.
Robert Breault
#10. What is reality but the dreamworld of a limited imagination.
Robert Breault
#11. The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.
Robert Breault
#12. It's my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God's plan, I don't have a pencil with me.
Robert Breault
#13. The ultimate folly is to think that something crucial to your welfare is being taken care of for you.
Robert Breault
#14. Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.
Robert Breault
#15. We are each a dozen people who were all the same child.
Robert Breault
#16. Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.
Robert Breault
#17. Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something.
Robert Breault
#18. There is an instinct in a woman to love most her own child - and an instinct to make any child who needs her love, her own.
Robert Breault
#19. What you discover in a democracy is that it is difficult to build a house when each nail has an opinion.
Robert Breault
#20. Never ask, "What reason do I have to be happy?" Instead ask, "To what purpose can I attach my happiness?
Robert Breault
#21. In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work.
Robert Breault
#22. There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.
Robert Breault
#23. All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.
Robert Breault
#24. Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place.
Robert Breault
#25. Get involved. You don't want to look back on your life and realize that you successfully managed to stay out of it.
Robert Breault
#26. In the best of relationships you have two people who cannot think of anything that was not part of the deal.
Robert Breault
#27. Before you pledge your undying love to someone, make them promise they won't die.
Robert Breault
#28. One day you just say "To heck with it," and you go looking for trouble, and you find happiness.
Robert Breault
#29. A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
Robert Breault
#30. If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.
Robert Breault
#31. Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.
Robert Breault
#32. At the end of the day, Mother Nature has only one question for us: 'What life did you nurture today?
Robert Breault
#33. We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.
Robert Breault
#34. What to do with your one life? The same thing you would do if you had two lives, and this were the second.
Robert Breault
#35. The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential - and enemies to push us beyond it.
Robert Breault
#36. We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else.
Robert Breault
#37. Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.
Robert Breault
#38. Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.
Robert Breault
#40. The choice so often these days is to believe something that seems insane or go insane.
Robert Breault
#41. There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.
Robert Breault
#42. There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.
Robert Breault
#43. It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.
Robert Breault
#44. God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder - does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?
Robert Breault
#45. Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long.
Robert Breault
#46. Each day learn something new, and just as important, relearn something old.
Robert Breault
#47. The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.
Robert Breault
#48. The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.
Robert Breault
#49. There are times when you seek your solitude, and your solitude just wants to be left alone.
Robert Breault
#50. Love thy neighbor, and if it requires that you bend your understanding of the truth, the Truth will understand.
Robert Breault
#51. Abstract art is a fundamental distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the eyes.
Robert Breault
#52. Do I rue a life wasted doing crosswords? Yes, but I do know the three-letter-word for regret.
Robert Breault
#53. I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.
Robert Breault
#54. You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.
Robert Breault
#55. The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.
Robert Breault
#56. In comparing religious belief to science, I try to remember that science is belief also.
Robert Breault
#57. There is no tomorrow. There is only a planet turning on its axis, and a creature given to optimistic fancies.
Robert Breault
#58. I don't hate anyone. The only people I know well enough to hate, I love.
Robert Breault
#59. You can hope for a miracle in your life, or you realize that your life is the miracle.
Robert Breault
#60. The artist gazes upon a reality and creates his own impression. The viewer gazes upon the impression and creates his own reality.
Robert Breault
#61. A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.
Robert Breault
#62. You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.
Robert Breault
#63. Everything happens for the purpose of what you decide to do about it.
Robert Breault
#64. One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.
Robert Breault
#65. Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.
Robert Breault
#66. So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.
Robert Breault
#67. If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.
Robert Breault
#68. The most fundamental winning formula is to bet on human decency and be patient.
Robert Breault
#69. The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.
Robert Breault
#70. U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.
Robert Breault
#71. Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.
Robert Breault
#72. I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.
Robert Breault
#73. Usually, when you can't overcome the obstacles in your path, it's not your path.
Robert Breault
#74. The first goal of writing is to have one's words read successfully.
Robert Breault
#76. If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
Robert Breault
#77. O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.
Robert Breault
#78. You can think of a painter as a trio - the artist, his talent and his muse, the last two always on the lookout for a new brush man.
Robert Breault
#79. Nothing reduces the odds against you like ignoring them.
Robert Breault
#80. A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have.
Robert Breault
#81. An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.
Robert Breault
#82. Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.
Robert Breault
#83. If you feel you are down on your luck, check the level of your effort.
Robert Breault
#84. There is part of us that stands in quiet witness to what we do, taking notes, waiting for a solitary moment to bring up the subject.
Robert Breault
#85. A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
Robert Breault
#86. Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.
Robert Breault
#87. We all know them - the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.
Robert Breault
#88. A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.
Robert Breault
#89. The world is as many times new as there are children in our lives.
Robert Breault
#90. The artist's talent sits uneasy as an object of public acclaim, having been so long an object of private despair.
Robert Breault
#91. A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.
Robert Breault
#92. What is the fire in our belly but the eternal flame of a thousand ancestors.
Robert Breault
#93. Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.
Robert Breault
#94. I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.
Robert Breault
#95. There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.
Robert Breault
#96. What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.
Robert Breault
#97. You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.
Robert Breault
#98. Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.
Robert Breault
#99. I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed
Robert Breault
#100. There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.
Robert Breault
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