Breastfeeding Humor Quotes

#1. You can't, in the 21st century, continue to live in a system where people live under martial law for 30 years.

Mohamed ElBaradei

#2. It is not, Dear, because I am alone, For I am lonelier when the rest are near, But that my place against your heart has grown Too dear to dream of when you are not here.

E. Nesbit

#3. Though breastfeeding is supposed to the most natural thing ever, it seems like a rich-people sport for all the stuff we buy to help.

Cassi Clark

#4. I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.

W. Somerset Maugham

#5. If nursing were easy, there wouldn't be so many helpful products.

Cassi Clark

#6. I think I would scream too if someone violently jammed a big ass breast in my mouth.

Cassi Clark

#7. If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we're breastfeeding superheroes.

Cassi Clark

#8. I have considered myself a mature actor.

DeForest Kelley

#9. In case you haven't heard, let me tell you now, babies do not come out knowing how to breastfeed.

Cassi Clark

#10. In some deep place in her heart, Caroline had kept alive the silly romantic notion that somehow David Henry had once known her as no one else ever could. But it was not true. He had never even glimpsed her.

Kim Edwards

#11. Far too many people are signing up to become slaves to their credit card companies.

Celso Cukierkorn

#12. I can absolutely assure you that birth is nothing like holding an ice cube in your hand for a minute and breathing through the "pain.

Cassi Clark

#13. Always entertain the possibility that something, no matter how squiggly and scary looking, might just be good.

Anthony Bourdain

#14. Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples.

Cassi Clark

#15. Go hug a nursing mom -- but not too hard. Her boobs may hurt.

Cassi Clark

#16. Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.

Will Rogers

#17. Hearing politicians tell us we can't afford a tax cut is like listening to a glutton tell you he can't afford a diet. In no other context do people talk about paying for money they don't have. I can't pay for your refusal to give me money because I need a yacht.

Ann Coulter

#18. You're always such a disappointment, Augustus. Couldn't you have at least gotten orange tomatoes?

Hazel Grace Lancaster

#19. The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated.

Cassi Clark

#20. The feeling of rank is one of the most basic human instincts. To gossip about someone is to elevate yourself above him or her.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#21. If you try to lose weight by shaming, depriving and fearing yourself, you will end up shamed, deprived, and afraid. Kindness comes first. Always.

Geneen Roth

#22. Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate

Rick Riordan