Breast Cancer Humor Quotes

#1. I believe divinity is within us.

Lillete Dubey

#2. The worst criminals are not half so immoral as the creators and perpetrators of the unquestionable hell of Christian theology

M. M. Mangasarian

#3. When I was in medical school, I embarrassed myself horribly when I found a 'lump' in my breast and frantically ran to one of the older doctors to find out if I had cancer. I found out I had a rib.

Susan M. Love

#4. Make the present good, and the past will take care of itself.

Knute Rockne

#5. My teachers encouraged me to audition for some professional work during our summer vacation. I landed my first job. It was for the National Theatre Company's Mimika Pantomime troupe. I ended up touring with them for the next two years.

Didi Conn

#6. I'm learning not to hope for what I can't control ...

Leila Meacham

#7. If you make things sound inoffensively obvious, then it is likely that no one will listen.

B.W. Powe

#8. Epaminondas is reported wittily to have said of a good man that died about the time of the battle of Leuctra, How came he to have so much leisure as to die, when there was so much stirring?

Plutarch

#9. Anne Sexton knows the mind, Walt Whitman knows grass, but Emily Dickinson knows everything.

Matt Haig