Brass Monkey Quotes

#1. Talk about brass-monkey weather!

M.L. Stedman

#2. I'm not saying it's cold but that brass monkey over there is looking really worried.

Glenn Scrimshaw

#3. A graveyard is not normally a democracy, and yet death is the great democracy,

Neil Gaiman

#4. Cunt-lapping, mother-fucking, and cock-sucking are words to provoke a sense of outrage. Being forced to play the role of a woman in sexual intercourse is the deepest imaginable humiliation, which is only worsened if the victim finds to his horror that he enjoys it.

Germaine Greer

#5. Orthodox criticism ... is a murderer of talent. And because the most modest and sensitive people are the most talented, having the most imagination and sympathy, these are the first ones to get killed off.

Brenda Ueland

#6. They who in trouble untroubled are
Will trouble trouble itself.

Thiruvalluvar

#7. Every time something fell into place, something else fell apart.

Jettie Woodruff

#8. If I could have three wishes, one would be to take an '88 and shove that barrel up Hitler's ass so that cocksucker can cry like the little god-damned girl he is. And hell, after that, I wouldn't need two more wishes.

George S. Patton