Brags Quotes

#1. If a man brags about his sex life he's a stud, but if a woman brags about her sex life she's a slut.

Anthony Liccione

#2. I don't think I blushed once in my entire life before I met you," I say.
"There will be a lot of things your body never did before you met me," he brags unabashedly.

Lilly Black

#3. Essentially, love is the Donnie Darko of feelings: Anyone who brags, "I, like, totally get it man," is either full of crap or really, really high (or they watched the commentary on the DVD).

Andrea Lavinthal

#4. I'm not Prince or Rivers Cuomo, who brags about having hundreds of great songs.

Trent Reznor

#5. People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

Penn Jillette

#6. I hate when a guy brags ... or he sweats.

Paris Hilton

#7. She brags that she once earned one

Lisa See

#8. He even brags about his poops,

Judy Blume

#9. The United States brags about its political system, but the President says one thing during the election, something else when he takes office, something else at midterm and something else when he leaves.

Deng Xiaoping

#10. Conceit, more rich in matter than in words, brags of his substance: they are but beggars who can count their worth.

William Shakespeare

#11. A man who brags about satisfying 30 women is immature. A real man is one who can satisfy the same woman for 30 years.

Tony Evans

#12. It's probably a pretty safe bet to stay away from anyone who brags about their skills in bed. They are typically only well versed in their own pleasure and who wants a dude like that anyway? No mystery, no class, and almost always: all talk. The Talker is a Regular Guy with a marketing plan.

Roberto Hogue

#13. The self-taught man seldom knows anything accurately, and he does not know a tenth as much as he could have known if he had worked under teachers; and, besides, he brags, and is the means of fooling other thoughtless people into going and doing as he himself has done.

Mark Twain

#14. When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself.

Gene Hill

#15. Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed, - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.

Wilfred Owen

#16. I had to wear that suit, so I put in my required time in the gym. But I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.

Ryan Reynolds

#17. I am intrigued by inanimate objects. They're a piece of history, someone's statement and ideas of life.

Mike Mills

#18. Making sure that health care is affordable for every American. I think that is very, very important.

Kendrick Meek

#19. It broke my heart when I learned the moon had been passing the sun's light off as its own.

Joanna Newsom

#20. When something goes wrong in your life just yell 'PLOT TWIST', and move on

Molly Weis

#21. Maybe we can show government how to operate better as a result of better architecture.

Frank Lloyd Wright

#22. The coming of the kids hasn't come out in my art yet.

Joni Mitchell

#23. Some people say that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. But the runaway taxes of our time are the price we pay for being gullible.

Thomas Sowell

#24. When have you ever seen someone who had no doubts who was also correct about anything?

Orson Scott Card