Bowflex Quotes

#1. It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.

Corey Taylor

#2. Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.' It's hard to tell if he's running for president or doing an infomercial for Bowflex.

Jimmy Fallon

#3. Maybe the Kindle was the Bowflex of bookishness: something expensive that, when you commit to it, forces you to do more of whatever it is you think you should be doing more of.

Nicholson Baker

#4. Rolex, mo sex, good weed, no stress, run my town, arms, chest, lift weights, bowflex

Wiz Khalifa

#5. The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

P. J. O'Rourke

#6. Lord! when you sell a man a book you don't sell just twelve ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life. Love and friendship and humour and ships at sea by night - there's all heaven and earth in a book, a real book.

Christopher Morley

#7. The Portal of God is nonexistence. All things sprang from nonexistence. Existence could not make existence existence. It must have proceeded from nonexistence, and nonexistence and nothing are one. Herein is the abiding place of the sage.

Zhuangzi

#8. The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.

Clive Anderson

#9. If Nature wants you to succeed at something a situation will be created whereby you will request the right thing, knowingly or not.

Robert E. Svoboda

#10. I want to know what the difference between the essence of a man and woman is.

Tina Turner

#11. We know more about the movement of celestial bodies than about the soil underfoot.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#12. Be kind. Be compassionate, and above all, be simple.

Debasish Mridha