Boston Driving Quotes

#1. This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

Jessica Simpson

#2. The Art of War is self-explanatory

Sun Tzu

#3. I took the T from Logan airport to Harvard Square. I hate driving in Boston. It's the traffic that drives me spare, and the absolutely terrible manners of the motorists. Other New Englanders refer to Massachusetts drivers as Massholes.

Geraldine Brooks

#4. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go; Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again. With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

Meredith Willson

#5. [T]he distance Boston drivers generally maintain from the car in front of them is visible only with a good microscope.

Dan Ariely

#6. She's beautiful, and since you're a manwhore-

Adriane Leigh

#7. Shane stood up when he saw her, which made her heart turn cartwheels, and he pulled out her chair. Eve and Michael shared an amused look.
"So cute," Eve said. When Shane glared, she smiled. "No, really. It is. Dude, chill.

Rachel Caine

#8. She was staring after me with an expression she probably would have said was thoughtful.

Raymond Chandler

#9. What they never tell you about grief is that missing someone is the simple part.

Gail Caldwell

#10. Every linguistic sign is located on two axes: the axis of simultaneity and that of succession.

Roman Jakobson

#11. The straight path must sometimes be crooked.

Carole Wilkinson

#12. There's always going to be someone out there ... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

Jimmy Fallon