Top 6 Borowitz Headlines Quotes

#1. The same power that stopped the sun and raised Christ from the grave lives in every believer!

Steven Furtick

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#2. Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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#3. I will give my life to whoever in need, to any dear friend of mine.

Katrina Kaif

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#4. Crow shrugged. "What is death? The loss of a body? The loss of the animating spark? If that's the case, I am dead.
"Or is life the persistence of memory and emotion, volition and desire?" Crow went on, as if in a debate with himself. "If that's the case, I am very much alive.

Cinda Williams Chima

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#5. The power of 'Madame Bovary' stems from Flaubert's determination to render each object of his scrutiny exactly as it looks, or sounds or smells or feels or tastes.

Kathryn Harrison

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#6. Increasingly, Americans don't own America.

Marcy Kaptur

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