Bored Stiff Quotes

#1. You can actually be bored stiff while you're dying.

Felix Dennis

#2. I'm actually doing what I want with my life. I do sometime think I could just shut up and rest on my laurels and say: you know what guys, I'll operate out of the pocket you put me in ... but no way! No way I'm gonna do that! I'd just get bored stiff the first minute.

Paul McCartney

#3. Twenty can't be expected to tolerate sixty in all things, and sixty gets bored stiff with twenty's eternal love affairs.

Emily Carr

#4. Like most science-fiction writers, Trout knew almost nothing about science, was bored stiff by technical details.

Kurt Vonnegut

#5. I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react.

Zaki

#6. I like causing trouble. It's the teddy boy in me. I used to be a teddy boy. Feeling slightly inferior and wanting to cause a bit of bother and get some action going on in the room rather than get bored stiff. Does that make sense?

Michael Gambon

#7. I went to college, grad school. I got an M.B.A., had a really cush corporate job. But I was just bored stiff. I didn't fit that mold.

Dean Karnazes

#8. I'm bored stiff by ballet. i can't bear those muscular white legs like unbaked plaited loaves, and I get quite hysterical every time one of the women sticks out her leg at right angles, and the man suddenly grabs it and walks round in a circle as though he were opening a tin.

Jilly Cooper

#9. After 'The Sisters Brothers,' I tried to write a contemporary story dealing with an investment adviser in New York City who moves to Paris. I did all this research, but after about a year and any number of pages written, I was bored stiff.

Patrick DeWitt

#10. An artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#11. Yeah, I like causing trouble. It's the teddy boy in me. I used to be a teddy boy. Feeling slightly inferior and wanting to cause a bit of bother and get some action going on in the room rather than get bored stiff.

Michael Gambon

#12. Nothing has happened today except kindness.

Gertrude Stein

#13. Conscience is the detective that watches the direction of our steps and decries every conscious transgression.

Billy Graham

#14. I used to hate my hair. Now I love it. I spend hours brushing my hair out after it dries. I love it when it's big.

Petra Collins

#15. The gift of today, blessings of the moment.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#16. I think it's a mistake to treat different realms of knowledge as if they are some how fundamentally the same.

Jimmy Wales

#17. Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.

P.G. Wodehouse

#18. If they finally move, is it because they are warm enough, or is it that they are stiff, or bored?

Lydia Davis

#19. Low price is a great way to sell a commodity. That's not marketing though, that's efficiency.

Seth Godin

#20. I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

Roger Caras

#21. When I was young I felt really overwhelmed and confused by the desire not to end up in an office, doing something I didn't believe in.

Lana Del Rey

#22. I'm actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

Billy Connolly