Borderlands 2 All Claptrap Quotes

#1. Could Henry Ford produce the Book of Kells? Certainly not. He would quarrel initially with the advisability of such a project and then prove it was impossible. - Author: Flann O'Brien

#2. Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird. - Author: Justin Bieber

#3. An experiment disproving a prediction is discovery. - Author: Enrico Fermi

#4. I just can really adapt to any kind of environment. - Author: Stacy Keibler

#5. Patrick and I were about as different as two people could possibly be. Nothing embarrasses Patrick very much, and everything embarrasses me. Just being alive embarrasses me. - Author: Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

#6. That's not a bad word ... hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't. - Author: Judy Blume

#7. There is no sorrow under heaven which is, or ought to be, endless. To believe or to make it so, is an insult to Heaven itself. - Author: Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

#8. We hew and saw and plane facts to make them dovetail with our prejudices, so that they become mere ornaments with which to parade our objectivity. - Author: Paul Eldridge

#9. Folks want to be listened to, they want to be heard. - Author: Erik Qualman

#10. I started 'The Rainmaker' in August 1996, and I've been working consistently ever since. It's not like I had some grand plan; I keep getting offered jobs so good I can't say no. - Author: Matt Damon

#11. Parents are perhaps the most common object of resentment, the people who are most frequently blamed for all our failings and failures alike. - Author: Theodore Dalrymple

#12. I'm sorry, Silvan. I didn't mean to wake you."
"I wouldn't have missed seeing my son getting barricaded in the privy by a wee lass for anything. Bonny fortune with your plan, m'dear. - Author: Karen Marie Moning

#13. You've got to love yourself with all your short comings, and you've got to love the world no matter how bad it gets. - Author: Joan Bauer