Bootsys Rubber Quotes

#1. Even though she had an overbite and the shakes, she was six feet tall and beautiful, and not like a statue or a perfume advertisement, but in a realistic way, like how a truck or a pizza is beautiful at the moment you want it most.

J. Ryan Stradal

#2. When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Albert Brooks

#3. I work hard, but in spurts.

Timothy Ferriss

#4. I'm a strong believer in 'everything is meant to be for a reason.'

Nicole Scherzinger

#5. Some people think it's an insult to the glory of their sickness to get well.

John Steinbeck

#6. Madonna is my role model shes such a powerful woman. I love Gwenyth Paltrow, shes an actress I aspire to be like. And, of course, my mom. She drove me from New Jersey to New York every day for commercials so I could get where I am today.

Kirsten Dunst

#7. Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

Nick Swardson

#8. If he betrays you, I will finish what I started with his fingers," he said, and I shivered. "Tell him that.

Kim Harrison

#9. When there was no one left, it became nowhere. There were no more letters after the w.

Erin Moure

#10. I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see, and then ... one day ... I got in!

Jeff Bridges

#11. It has been argued that dinosaurs did not die out, but just evolved wings and flew away. At a certain level, this reasoning is sound ... Birds, as a group, did descend from dinosaurs and ... all 8,600 species of birds living today carry some inheritance from their reptilian ancestors.

David M. Raup

#12. Jesus had no regard for the lifeboat politics you and I live within every day.

Donald Miller