Boondock Saints Il Duce Quotes

#1. Your boyfriend's penis is not an awkward string of spaghetti that has to be scooped up and sucked down. The Emperor of China once asked Lao-tzu: How should I rule the kingdom? To which Lao-tzu replied: Rule the kingdom as you would cook a small fish. A really good blowjob is the same.

Chloe Thurlow

#2. Sin is believing the lie that you are self-created, self-dependent and self-sustained.

Saint Augustine

#3. So with my luck, I'll never make it in time to save the boy in the forest because my hair will have snagged on a tree branch a mile back.

Cynthia Hand

#4. You forget where you are," he said. "What right do you have to come here and cause trouble, and then tell us to speak your language?

Hunter S. Thompson

#5. Art is a meditation upon external reality rather than a representation of external reality

Donald Barthelme

#6. When in reality she is waging a mild battle with that providential caution of the old earth of and with and by which she lives. This time she conquers.

William Faulkner

#7. When nature fails, we turn to art.

Umberto Eco

#8. When a history book contains no lies it is always tedious.

Anatole France

#9. In Iraq, many of my female friends were architects and professionals with a lot of power during the 1980s while all the men were at war in Iran.

Zaha Hadid