Books Of Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 58 Books Of Funny Quotes

#1. I love costume dramas, I love performing in them, because in a funny kind of way, you feel more free. You know about the period, you can read the books, you can see the paintings, but you've never actually going to know what it was like. You can kind of stretch those boundaries a bit. - Author: Keira Knightley
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#2. It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks. - Author: Sorin Suciu
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#3. One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people writing me with things that crack me up. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#4. It's not just the cheerleading thing I have a problem with, it's the whole jock enchilada. I'm all for a good game of basketball in teh driveway or a killer bike ride. But when there's tackling and grunting involved
no thanks. - Author: Linda Ellerbee
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#5. She never wanted an extravagant life-- only one filled with simple joys like children, family, friendship, good books, funny jokes, and a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. - Author: S.A. Huchton
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#6. I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers. - Author: Patrick Ness
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#7. Have you been reading those books that clueless illiterate Duja in charge of the lending library lets you borrow?' 'No, Ma.' 'Then what put you in mind of devils possessing nuns to take over the church? - Author: Renita D'Silva
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#8. Byron clapped Walter on the back. 'Good work,' he said.
Walter shook his head. 'You're the one who clocked her with the Stephen King hardcover. That took some of the wind out of her.'
'Thank heavens he's a wordy man,' said Byron. - Author: Michael Thomas Ford
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#9. So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions. - Author: Rick Moody
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#10. I make big objects that are simple, bright and clear, kind of ironic but hopefully funny because I love the shapes, and I get inspiration from toys and books, and I believe in art for everyone. - Author: Florentijn Hofman
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#11. I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. - Author: Gretchen Preston
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#12. I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. - Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
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#13. There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. - Author: Scott Douglas
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#14. The Law of Logical Insanity: Anything that can easily be explained using common sense and rational thought is probably too simplistic and therefore false and untrue. - Author: Ian Strang
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#15. What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. - Author: Stephenie Meyer
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#16. Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and at slicing cucumbers very thin. She was a veritable wonder at pulling a splinter out of her foot. - Author: Ann Brashares
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#17. All of my books have an element of a man who is in love with somebody and needs them desperately, not just for procreation but for being able to fully unbosom himself. He only feels comfortable discussing things with women. Which is funny, because 80 percent of readers are women! - Author: Gary Shteyngart
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#18. I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#19. Books are funny little portable pieces of thought - Author: Susan Sontag
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#20. OCEANA: Are we here to take a tour of the museum? Is this your surprise?
ORPHEUS: This is my house.
OCEANA: (gasps) You gotta be kidding me.
ORPHEUS: (now glaring at her) No I'm not. - Author: Scarlett Brukett
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#21. I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#22. No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. - Author: Ivan Stoikov
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#23. Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?"
"You closed the school and burnt all the books."
"Ah, so I did. - Author: Patrick Ness
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#24. The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. - Author: Natasha Boyd
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#25. I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#26. I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? - Author: Rick Riordan
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#27. Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch. - Author: Mindy Kaling
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#28. It would actually constitute more than a miracle, he realised. It would take divine intervention plus luck, plus some unknown element of cosmic wizardry. - Author: David Baldacci
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#29. The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. - Author: Macaulay Culkin
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#30. I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I'm a grouchy writer, of course I have friends whose books are doing way better than mine. - Author: Sarah Vowell
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#31. I like things to be really, really funny, or really, really dramatic. Those books are certainly the ones that grab me. I like the exercise of reading through a paragraph, and it's just torture. I try not to have my eyes dart to the right. That's the stuff that I love. - Author: Angie Harmon
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#32. - If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. - Author: Mary Papas
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#33. I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny ... I forgive him everything. - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
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#34. Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#35. Don't you think it's funny that the presidents are still expected to build libraries when hardly anyone reads books? I read a study that said less than ten percent of adults read a book in the past year. - Author: Dustin Lawson
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#36. I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships. - Author: Greg Behrendt
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#37. Prepare yourself for some bad news: Ronald Reagan's library just burned down. Both books were destroyed. But the real horror: He hadn't finished coloring either one of them. - Author: Gore Vidal
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#38. Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack. - Author: Leah Broadby
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#39. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. - Author: Leah Broadby
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#40. Originally I had planned to write just a couple of children's books and then, return the focus on adult literature. A funny thing happened along the way - I kept having new ideas, and then I looked up one day, and 30 years had passed! - Author: Nikki Grimes
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#41. Books. It's always easier to tell people that a character is funny rather than attempt to hit the punchline of a joke that character would've said. But if we all simply told, books would cease to exist. And so would empathy. And feeling. - Author: Joyce Rachelle
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#42. I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it's gotten big on me. I don't know what it is. I'm so damned unhappy, I'm so mad, and I don't know why. I feel like I'm putting on weight. I feel fat. I feel like I'm saving a lot of things, and I don't know what. I might even start reading books. - Author: Ray Bradbury
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#43. Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn't seem to care.
I hoped her drawer came up short at the end of her shift. Karma's a bitch. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#44. There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones? - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#45. The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. - Author: Ian Strang
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#46. I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#47. SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on."
"Fuck you. This is my house. I make the rules. You take your clothes off. John, get the Twister mat. - Author: David Wong
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#48. I have always sensed the exhilaration and independence of being self-propelled. Besides, you can jog while pushing a baby carriage. Maybe I'm a product of Wonder Woman comic books - Author: Nina Kuscsik
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#49. I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. - Author: Bauvard
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#50. Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else. - Author: Pseudonymous Bosch
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#51. He does manage the bookstore, which is currently my favorite place on earth." Her eyes glazed over. "All those books. If I married him, I could probably work there the rest of my life. Nothing would make me happier."
"What about love?" Ve asked.
"Oh," Harper said solemnly. "I love books. - Author: Heather Blake
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#52. I've got a bunch of books ... I rely on funny books and movies to cheer me up. Oh, but I must say, I do have the world's most perfect husband, so a cuddle from him always cheers me up. He's a good guy. - Author: Wendi McLendon-Covey
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#53. In my books, there are a lot of people stuck in rooms. Or, conversely, out in the wide open. It seems that, in a funny way, when people are cooped up in rooms they are freer than when they are wandering about in the world. - Author: Paul Auster
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#54. The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. - Author: Jackie Collins
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#55. I remember that story. You have read it four times." Samson shrugged. "Why should I stop with the first reading? Nobody says, 'That was a fine piece of music. I'll never listen to that again." But some people treat books that way. Not I! - Author: Karen A. Wyle
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#56. It's funny that I got to do 'On the Road' because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. - Author: Garrett Hedlund
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#57. It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. - Author: Antonio Lobo Antunes
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#58. There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. - Author: Leah Broadby
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