Bonvera Complaints Quotes

#1. Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

Dave Barry

#2. He may live in my memory as the most amiable man of my acquaintance..

Jane Austen

#3. Luxury and Ostentation usually make me feel antsy, like I'm going to get a case of Gout

Stephan Jenkins

#4. When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.

Don Rickles

#5. He sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

G.K. Chesterton

#6. Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#7. You couldn't make yourself stop feeling a certain way, no matter what the other person did. You had to just wait. Eventually the feeling went away because others came along. Or sometimes it didn't go away but got squeezed into something tiny, and hung like a piece of tinsel in the back of your mind.

Elizabeth Strout

#8. People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Mort Sahl

#9. On every level of life, from housework to heights of prayer, in all judgment and efforts to get things done, hurry and impatience are sure marks of the amateur.

Evelyn Underhill

#10. For Mum, life was fundamentally hell. You went blind, you got raped, people forgot your birthday, Nixon got elected, your husband fled with a blonde from Beckenham, and then you got old, you couldn't walk and you died.

Hanif Kureishi

#11. Modem science, then, maintains on the one hand that nature, both organic and inorganic, strives towards a state of order and that man's actions are governed by the same tendency.

Rudolf Arnheim

#12. Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.

Dorothy Parker