Boneheads Quotes

#1. The stock market goes nuts over any company that so much as mentions the word Internet. All this proves to me is that the boneheads on Wall Street are as dumb as they were in college when they had to switch their majors to business to keep from flunking out.

John C. Dvorak

#2. The Latin term pro bono, as most attorneys will attest, roughly translated means for boneheads and applies to work done without charge.

Sue Grafton

#3. One smart reader is worth a thousand boneheads.

H.L. Mencken

#4. Hedge scrambled away, but the first two skeletons grabbed his arms and lifted him off the ground. The coach dropped his bat and kicked his hooves. "Lemme go, ya stupid boneheads!" he bellowed.

Rick Riordan

#5. The real boneheads are the libertarians.

Peter Brimelow

#6. If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!)

Sarah J. Pepper

#7. The world is illusory, Only Brahman is real, Brahman is the world

Ramana Maharshi

#8. Right now I am doing my residency in orthopedic research.

Debi Thomas

#9. Homemade is a myth. You want to know some things that are homemade? Crystal meth. Crack cocaine. A pipe bomb full of nails. Now we're talkin' homemade.

George Carlin

#10. The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.

Mark Twain

#11. Life is too short to do anything that's not challenging.

Michael Mayer

#12. The Republicans are wrong in thinking that the rich create jobs. In reality, many of the richest Americans have been investing in efficiency innovations rather than to create jobs. And the Democrats are wrong, because growth won't happen if they distribute the wealth of the wealthy to everyone else.

Clayton Christensen

#13. There are no more ceilings over my dreams ... They have no limit; they limitless! They are extra-large!

Israelmore Ayivor

#14. The food being presented at the most expensive restaurants, by the most sophisticated chefs, was not always recognizable as food to the diner - it required a leap of faith, and I felt curious about that phenomenon.

Dana Goodyear

#15. Ordinary men commit extraordinary evil all the time. Trust me.

Mindy Mejia