Boberg 9mm Quotes

#1. I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return.

Willie Geist

#2. If you hurt her," she hiccuped. "I will kick your ass. Seriously.

Kat Green

#3. Things get so sloppy when you're under the influence.

Tatum O'Neal

#4. One of Dickens' biggest influences was the growth of London as a Victorian city, and the extremes being created as it expanded.

Danny Boyle

#5. Marriage is between a man and a woman. No group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality, it doesn't matter what they are. They don't get to change the definition.

Benjamin Carson

#6. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely by existing, just as it is the nature of children of a certain age to cringe with embarrassment, shame, and mortification should their parents so much as speak to them on the street. Fat

Neil Gaiman

#7. That," I told Tatiana, "is the most fucked-up law I have ever heard.

Richelle Mead

#8. Even if you don't have anything, even if you've got a quarter in your pocket, to share with someone else who has nothing really helps.

Queen Latifah

#9. Being in love has the same effect as being on drugs.

Natalie Ansard

#10. I briefly did therapy, but after a while, I realised it is just like a farmer complaining about the weather. You can't fix the weather - you just have to get on with it.

Douglas Adams

#11. Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

Neil Cavuto

#12. In many cases when a reader puts a story aside because it 'got boring,' the boredom arose because the writer grew enchanted with his powers of description and lost sight of his priority, which is to keep the ball rolling.

Stephen King