Bob The Skull Quotes

#1. Rip her dress off!" Bob shouted. Bob the Skull takes paperback romances very seriously. The next page turned so quickly that he tore the paper a little. Bob is even harder on books than I am.
"That's what I'm talking about!" Bob hollered, as more pages turned.

Jim Butcher

#2. My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with 'mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh'? '
'You were overexposed to Hammer Films as a child?'
- Harry Dresden & Bob the Skull, Changes, Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher

#3. Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Rush Limbaugh

#4. Back to my apartment? The FBI is there just waiting to slap handcuffs on me."
"Well then I guess you shouldn't have decided to become a terrorist, Harry!"
"Hey, I never
"
Bob raised his voice and shouted toward the centipedes, "I'm not with him!

Jim Butcher

#5. That's so typical. You won't steal a baby, but you're too lazy to conjugate.

Jim Butcher

#6. There were two postmortem, ventilation wounds to the skull via the right eye," the Acme said. "Nada's double-tap after he was dead," Mac interpreted for Roland. "Yeah, yeah," Roland said. "We know we killed the S.O.B. Tell us something we don't know.

Bob Mayer

#7. Andi's eyes widened. "Bob. . .is it really him?"
"Yes, but he works for the bad guys now," Bob said. "It's probably safest to shoot him.

Jim Butcher

#8. Through me, the way is to the suffering city; Through me, the way is to eternal pain; Through me, the way among the people lost.

Dante Alighieri

#9. She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice.

Jim Butcher

#10. When you do enough research, the story almost writes itself. Lines of development spring loose and you'll have choices galore.

Robert McKee

#11. There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?"
"Evil's afoot."
"Well, sure," Bob said, "because it refuses to learn the metric system. Otherwise it'd be up to a meter by now.

Jim Butcher

#12. I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.

Jim Butcher

#13. We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Jim Butcher

#14. I turned just in time to see Tyson punch Skull Eater in the face. The giant crumpled. But the last giant, Joe Bob, had wisely held on to his own ball, waiting for an opportunity. He threw just as Tyson was turning to face him.

Rick Riordan

#15. she nearly tipped ass over teakettle through the opening.

Laura Harner

#16. You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Oscar Wilde

#17. I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing.

Jim Butcher