Bob Schneider Quotes

#1. I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

Bob Schneider

#2. I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face.

Woody Hayes

#3. Once you realize just the sort of glut of books that exists out there, it does become incumbent on you not to add to it unless you have a damn good reason.

Walter Kirn

#4. Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

Bob Schneider

#5. I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

Bob Schneider

#6. She was my mirror image, slightly distorted, flipped, older, larger, more able to coexist with a pack of men. I'd be their pawn. She was their queen.

Aspen Matis

#7. A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Franklin P. Jones

#8. It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.

Bob Schneider

#9. I think I could have won state today. Apparently, you put a troll on my heels and I turn into a superstar.

Aprilynne Pike

#10. As soon as I graduated from high school I was off to the biggest college my parents could afford, Colorado University at Boulder, having seen students there who looked a lot like Bob Dylan and Joan Baez.

Susan Schneider

#11. The biggest threat to the common working man is a bloated central government that is bankrupt.

K. Edwin Brandon

#12. Many senators have developed a canny sense of what will play best for the audience.

Jessica Savitch

#13. If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

Bob Schneider

#14. Does Christ get a good reputation because of the way we live? Is the excellence of Christ displayed in our lives? That should matter to us, not whether we ourselves are praised.

John Piper

#15. Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.

Bob Schneider