Bob Murphy Sayings

#1. If you're not getting happier as you get older, then you're fuckin' up

Ani DiFranco

#2. I just always wanted to be a baseball announcer. I'm a huge Mets fan, and I wanted to be the next Bob Murphy. As far as careers go, that was the first career that I really thought about. Well, before that, I wanted to be a Mello Yello truck driver.

Logan Marshall-Green

#3. Venice is all sea and sculpture ...

Vera Brittain

#4. Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight

Mark Twain

#5. I am a product ... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

Carlos Mencia

#6. I'd always rather be with people who loved me too little rather than with people who loved me too much.

Katherine Mansfield

#7. Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

Eddie Murphy