Top 30 Blonde Dumb Quotes

#1. I liked to think I was a smart woman. My vagina, on the other hand, was the equivalent of a dumb blonde. And that blonde wanted what she wanted.

L. H. Cosway

#2. You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

Judy Holliday

#3. Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.

Jodie Marsh

#4. All women are lifelong members of the Secret Service...So, if you must lie, better make sure you cover your tracks because there is no such thing as a 'dumb blonde'...

Virginia Alison

#5. I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.

Gretchen Carlson

#6. I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

Patricia Neal

#7. Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

Joyce Carol Oates

#8. The one and original lovable monster is lost amid all the hydraulic manipulations in what now emerges as the story of a dumb blonde who falls for a huge plastic finger.

Judith Crist

#9. It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

Marilyn Monroe

#10. If you Google me, you'll find plenty of "dumb blonde" references - even though I graduated with honors from Stanford and studied at Oxford University. I don't let it bother me.

Gretchen Carlson

#11. When you have both eyes closed to the world, a third eye opens in your heart.

Elif Shafak

#12. Philosophy begins where religion ends, just as by analogy chemistry begins where alchemy runs out, and astronomy takes the place of astrology.

Christopher Hitchens

#13. It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

Dolly Parton

#14. I understand maybe some people are more impressionable than my hard, cynical self, but maybe they need to figure out how to be less of that.

Jessa Crispin

#15. Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Lisa Kudrow

#16. Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

Jessica Simpson

#17. BERNARDO Sit down awhile; And let us once again assail your ears, That are so fortified against our story

William Shakespeare

#18. When you record for a label, they own that material in perpetuity, meaning that they can release, chose not to release , or repackage it any way they so choose ... with or without the permission of the artist.

Edgar Winter

#19. I did one of the 'Amazing Stories.' That was the first time I got to play a character who was a dumb blonde. I actually channeled Judy Holliday.

Cindy Morgan

#20. If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

Dolly Parton

#21. I bet on the game of baseball and I bet on my team, even the mistakes I made, I have to take a different look at someone betting against their own team ... that's throwing the game.

Pete Rose

#22. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.

Dolly Parton

#23. Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Goldie Hawn

#24. ... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.

Sharon Green

#25. Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it."
"Fallen, hate that word! I prefer..misplaced

Paul Guildea

#26. Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Marilyn Monroe

#27. What quantum physics teaches us is that everything we thought was physical is not physical.

Bruce H. Lipton

#28. Online life is so delicious because it is socializing with almost no friction.

David Brooks

#29. Fragments of a conversation she had left a little earlier (on Rilke, not Rilke's poetry but Rilke the man, who refused to be psychoanalyzed for fear of purging his genius);

William Gaddis

#30. You get a concussion. It could take 30, 40 days until that starts to come to life where you're in agony. Ask any doctor.

David Gest

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