Top 13 Blised Quotes
#1. I hold this to be the highest task for a bond between two people: that each protects the solitude of the other.
Rainer Maria Rilke
#3. Looking back with the infallible benefit of hindsight, it's hard to imagine that anyone believed we could actually have stayed out of that damned war.
Craig Siegel
#4. The main thing, when a sword cuts into one's soul, is to keep a calm gaze, lose no blood, accept the coldness of the sword with the coldness of a stone. By means of the stab, after the stab, become invulnerable.
Franz Kafka
#5. The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.
Jon Stewart
#8. He has a dick and two balls and no heart and that makes him Hunter's twin. I should probably just start calling him Hunter.
Colleen Hoover
#9. Statistically, I'd say there are about as many gay figure skaters as there are gay football players. The majority are straight. There are just those few exceptions, and those are the ones who have gotten picked on and followed over the years.
Johnny Weir
#10. On Aditya, such would be unthinkable; on Aditya, everybody respects authority. Whether it's respectable or not.
H. Beam Piper
#11. Your idea may not be exactly God's idea, but I can promise you this: God's way will be better than your way.
Joel Osteen
#12. My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit .
Jenny Lawson
#13. Mom's already dead!" I yelled at him. "Who the hell do you think you're saving?"
And he just gave me his Sad, Tired look. It's one of the three he's got, the other two being Pissed Off and Blised Out on ESPN.
Barry Lyga
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