Blimp Quotes

#1. Now you feel like a wimp and I feel like a blimp. Thanks.
-Mack

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.

Dave Barry

#3. I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

Thom Yorke

#4. Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp.

P. J. O'Rourke

#5. The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.

Dave Barry

#6. So now I'm getting my gown made by an exclusive seamstress, and all thos anorexic whores on Michigan Avenue and Oak Street who made me feel like the Goodyear blimp can kiss the very fattest part of my ass.

Jen Lancaster

#7. What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

Ryan Stiles

#8. Rush Limbaugh is beginning to look more and more like Mr. Big, and at some point somebody's going to jam a CO2 pellet into his head and he's going to explode like a giant blimp. That day may come. Not yet, but we'll be there to watch.

Chris Matthews

#9. Anger is a shield for the power of the sword's magic, so that helped.

Terry Goodkind

#10. It's okay," he informs me. "Your grandfather is teaching me how to play poker." If I know Grandad, that means what he'll really be teaching Sam is how to cheat.

Holly Black

#11. I'm not in the business of holding people's hands after I've expressed to them my needs numerous times.

Brad Goreski

#12. It enriches those who receive, without impoverishing those who give. It happens in a flash and the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

Dale Carnegie

#13. He stops in his tracks, face expressing major disappointment. Wait - seriously? That's it? We don't get to do a stealthy tiptoe as we slip around back? No sneaking through a cracked window, or arguing over who gets to crawl through the dogie door to let the other one in?

Alyson Noel

#14. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections.

Francis De Sales

#15. But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Andrew Marvell

#16. Pride is the utter poverty of soul disguised as riches, imaginary light where in fact there is darkness.

John Climacus

#17. With the exception of octopus, I don't think I've met any food that I didn't like. And by the way, sometimes I do like octopus. I'm just not crazy about it by itself. I love sea urchin. I love uni. If I'm going to die of anything, it's going to be gluttony.

Justin Timberlake

#18. If he's dumb enough to tempt a woman wielding a knife, then he deserves everything after that.

Lora Leigh

#19. A Platonic friendship is perhaps only possible when one or other of the Platonists is in love with a third person.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall