Bizarro Cartoons Quotes

#1. Travis, if I don't come back ... avenge me."
Dimples in full view, Travis laughed. "It would be my pleasure.

J.L. Weil

#2. I'm sure it was a good house in its time as well, but sometimes what is left behind when something has been lost is even better than the thing that came before.

Susanna Kearsley

#3. Poetry is the way I fuck you when you're gone.

Nicola Cayless

#4. I didn't have a lot of overtly political songs. I think it was more the actions of the group that were threatening to the authorities, and also our political philosophies apart from the music.

Greg Ginn

#5. There is no such thing as the old age of the wise.

Sophocles

#6. I ain't grouchy," Teft snapped. "I just have a low threshold for stupidity.

Brandon Sanderson

#7. Animal rights is a serious subject, but I do my best to find humor where I can, and I have some great help: there are almost two hundred cartoons included in the book, including dozens from the brilliant Bizarro strip.

Karen Dawn

#8. Not very tall, not very dark but very...very handsome,' was his way of describing himself.

Anurag Shourie