Bitterman Scales Quotes

#1. Just as the best way to judge an adult is by his or her record collection, the best way to judge a pub is by the albums on its jukebox.

Ned Beauman

#2. The ultimate first date? Something that is completely out of the ordinary - go crazy, because first dates are always a little awkward, so do something a little extreme.

Gina Carano

#3. What's the emergency?"
"I'm disabled!"
-The IT Crowd

Graham Lineham

#4. My family knew, but most of the sporting world did not realize that my right hand been some 75% paralyzed.

Bill Toomey

#5. There is no such thing as justice - in or out of court.

Clarence Darrow

#6. In the deepest pits of 'Ell, Where the worst defaulters dwell (Charcoal devils used as fuel as you require 'em), There's some lovely coloured rays, Pyrotechnical displays, But you can't expect the burning to admire 'em!

Edgar Wallace

#7. I started out with machine code and assembly language.

Charles Petzold

#8. I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

Drew Carey

#9. At each turning, there's a call. You may not always see it as a call. Sometimes it's 'Why am I doing this now, and what am I doing here?' But it's a call. You have to see it as a call, and with God's grace, you do. .. each time there is a response to a call, you see a different dimension of Christ.

Francis George