Billy Mays Quotes

#1. I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

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#2. Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

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#3. I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

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#4. Hi, Billy Mays here for ...

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#5. I've done well for myself.

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#6. You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

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#7. Life's a pitch, then you buy.

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#8. I had some great role models along the way. My on-field heroes were the great Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, and Willie Mays. I wanted to be like them on the field, and I am so damn proud to join them in the Hall of Fame.

Allan Ray

#9. I like being at home and cooking.

Shania Twain

#10. I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

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#11. Life's a pitch, and then you buy

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#12. Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

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#13. The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

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#14. It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

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#15. I love beautiful wood.

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#16. To hell, to hell with balance! I break glasses; I want to burn, even if I break myself. I want to live only for ecstasy. I'm neurotic, perverted, destructive, fiery, dangerous - lava, inflammable, unrestrained.

Anais Nin

#17. Long live your laundry!

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#18. When the heart craved something so forcefully, then reason became nothing but helpless observer.

Cornelia Funke

#19. The infomercial business has been good to me.

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#20. One female who knows what to do
is better than a thousand males who don't.

Mihri Hatun

#21. It's important for me to sell a product that works.

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#22. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

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#23. There, in the shimmering distance, was a sail. I stared in momentary disbelief, but there it was, one of the most beautiful sights the Pacific can ever offer - a ship in full sail edging her way through the blue waters.

Tom Neale

#24. When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

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#25. Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

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#26. My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

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#27. One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

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#28. Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

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