Billy Kaplan Quotes

#1. But maybe, that's the point. That there are no guarentees. There are no happy endings. But you show up anyway. You don't give up. You NEVER give up. Maybe that's what it takes to be a HERO. -Billy Kaplan

Allan Heinberg

#2. I'm sitting here watching Hannah Montana, so I'm not going to annihilate 4.3 million Pakistanis without hearing directly from someone whose authority I recognize!

Andre Braugher

#3. The poorest country in South America, Bolivia, had been devastated by neoliberal economic policies.

Noam Chomsky

#4. I told you, E; we should have brought the explosives,' Xander grumbled underneath his breath in good humor.

Rachel Higginson

#5. Good taste is death. Vulgarity is life.

Mary Quant

#6. Lord Emsworth belonged to the people-like-to-be-left-alone-to-amuse-themselves-when-they-come-to-a-place school of hosts

P.G. Wodehouse

#7. Say your prayers. And I'll say mine. Because I really think it helps.

Benjamin Carson

#8. I am the Golux, the only Golux in the world and not a mere device

James Thurber

#9. Hey, I've been alive for a very, very long time. Boring," she sang out. "Gotta do something for kicks, and a good apocalypse every now and then fills the cracks. It's like the Super Bowl for us gods ... but without the beer and everyone could die. Fun, right?

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

#10. It is at least 10 times more difficult to get a good synthesiser sound than on an acoustic instrument.

Giorgio Moroder

#11. I think, with suits and clothes, if you keep them long enough, they all come back in fashion.

Rod Stewart

#12. Nietzsche- a weak but strongly mustachioed, Lutheran Pastor's son.

N.D. Wilson

#13. I believe in nature instead of God.

Matthew Sweet

#14. Teddy: Sorry, Kaplan. You're stuck with me. Till death do us part.
Billy: Teddy Altman, did you just propose to me?

Allan Heinberg